Reading this motion - To compel defense counsel to wear shoes without holes at trial – has got me thinking about all sorts of other motions that I’ve overlooked in the past.  To wit:

• Motion to require counsel to use mouthwash;
• Motion to prohibit counsel from wearing that hideous tie (you know which one I mean);
• Motion to compel counsel to be more organized so that we can move things along;
• Motion to require counsel to write shorter and more readable briefs; and
• Motion to prohibit counsel from acting like such a putz.

Feel free to add your own.

Hat Tip:  Practiceblawg.